He said to me.. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?I said to him .. . They don't have time
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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
