LOVE STORY
I WILL SEEK AND FIND YOU.
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT
UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY,
BEG ME TO STOP.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU
WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.
AND, WHEN I AM FINISHED, YOU WILL BE
WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE,
THE FLU
NOW, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER AND GO AND GET YOUR FLU SHOT!