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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility.
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The pastor would apprciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their eletric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Next Sunday Mrs Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on 'It's a terrible experience'.