Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Glorious Insults


His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Mae West

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang
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He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Billy Wilder
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx