Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Psychics never win the lottery, Why is that?
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How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?
