Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him £25".The second boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him £200".
The third boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight men to collect all the money!"
