When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!
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Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
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Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
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What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
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Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
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Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
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I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
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Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
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I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.
