Sunday, 31 January 2010

Signs Of Growing Old

You are getting a little action today - but that means the fibre is working.
You think 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the car park.
You think an 'all-nighter' is not having to get up to pee.
A sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You're the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 PM.