A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said ' Hi , I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £ 200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!
'The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
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