A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch.
Mending holes in the fishnets.
Complicated fishnets repair.
What haddock do when you don't do your network
Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week.
The clothes pegs didn't hold.
What you do when you a run across a skunk in the woods.
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
The reason you give for calling in sick.