Computer Definitions

Browser
A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch.

Network
Mending holes in the fishnets.

Internet
Complicated fishnets repair.

Netscape
What haddock do when you don't do your network

Online
Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week.

Offline
The clothes pegs didn't hold.

Backup
What you do when you a run across a skunk in the woods.

Bar Code
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug
The reason you give for calling in sick.