Friday 5 February 2010

Homer Simpson Wisdom



How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Who areyou? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually.
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, "You're making a scene".
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Donuts ..... is there anything they can't do?
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Because they're stupid that's why. That's why everybody does everything.