Marge, you being a cop makes you the man - which makes me the woman, and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear which (as we discussed) is strictly a comfort thing.
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Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non violent" programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar. I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for love.
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?
