Saturday, 27 February 2010

Housing Complaints



And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
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My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus in it.
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Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
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The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.