You're smiling all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
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You're very good at telling stories .......over and over and over and over!
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You're aware that other peoples grandchildren are not as cute as yours.
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You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer).
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You're not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds and politicians.
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You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left leg!
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You're having trouble remembering simple words like .........
