Tuesday 9 March 2010

Homer Simpson Wisdom




You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
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Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr X and Mrs Y. So anyway, Mr X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson."
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I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, an my parents bought it for me,and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight!
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Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of skittles.
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.