Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
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Extended warranty? How can I lose?
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Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese.
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Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here.
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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie ...'Spaceballs'. But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie 'Police Academy'.
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I think Mr Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
