Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?
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I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much for me.
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I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
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I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.
