Failure is not an option ... it comes bundled with Microsoft.
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Windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.
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Error! Press any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
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Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
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Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
