Politics In A Nutshell

Whether

Conservative, Liberal

or

Labour, I think

you'll get

a kick out of

this!

A little boy goes to his

dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let

me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family,

so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the

administrator of the money,

so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care

of your needs, so we will call you the

people.
The nanny, we will

consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,

we will call him the Future.

Now think about that

and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed

thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night,

he hears his baby brother crying,

so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby

has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes

to his parent's room

and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,

he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked,

he peeks in the keyhole

and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning,

the little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand

the concept of politics now.

' The father says, 'Good, son,

tell me in your own words

what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored

and the Future is in deep shit.'