A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied "Because people are sleeping".
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One day at Sunday school Nigel opened the big Bible and a leaf fell out that had been pressed between the pages.
"Look what I've found," he called out.
"What have you got there Nigel," the teacher asked.
With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered ,
"I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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