Son, when you participate in sporting events - it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmm. I think I need a bigger drill.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! except this guy.
