Monday 12 April 2010

Homer Simpson Wisdom



God bless those pagans.

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Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!

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If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.