Maxine's World

Always keep several get well cards on your mantle ...

so if unexpected guests arrive , they will think

you've been sick and unable to clean.

Computer Definitions

Log On
Make the wood stove hotter

Log Off
Don't add no more wood.

Monitor
Keep an eye on that wood stove.

Download
Getting the firewood off the truck.

Floppy Disk
What you get from trying to carry too much firewood.

Ram
The thing that split that fire wood/

Hard Drive
Getting home in the winter.

Invisibles

Thought For Today

If you observe a really happy man, you will find ... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day.
W. Beran Wolfe

Brainteaser - Wednesday's Answer

Yesterday's brainteaser took the form of a riddle. The six statements made should have led to a mystery word:

The answer was

OPPORTUNITY

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Well done if you solved this tricky riddle!