Friday, 27 February 2009

Day trips to Skegness

Heading for Skegness beach (1948)

As a young lad one of the highlights of the summer was a day trip to Skegness. As there were few cars in those days, we had to go by Roadcar bus, that ran every Sunday throughout the summer from Metheringham. The bus left Metheringham at 9 o'clock and meandered its way, at 30 mph, through numerous villages, picking up passengers en route, before eventually arriving at Skegness at half-past eleven. After asking seven or eight times where we were, I was always told 'nearly there.' The last leg of the journey from Burgh-le-Marsh to Skegness was a straight road, about three miles long. It was half way along this stretch that a large water tower came into view, and the excitement would mount, now you really were nearly there. On arrival it was a short walk from the bus park to the Clock Tower and the first stop of the day. Here, on the corner, was a shop selling buckets and spades, kites, beach balls, large plastic sharks and 'kiss me quick' felt hats. First purchase of the day was a bucket and spade. Unlike today's plastic versions, the buckets were made of tin and the spades had wooden handles and brightly painted metal bottoms. Then it was straight on past the Clock Tower down to the beach. It was here where the adults had their first treat, a plate of cockles or whelks, or maybe a bag of shrimps. Then on to the beach, sandcastles, football, collecting shells and paddling in the sea. Just time for one donkey ride before lunch. In those days lunch was sandwiches, cake, tea and pop, brought with us in an old brown suitcase. Lunch was always eaten just outside the fairground on a grassy area, next to the man-made river, built for pleasure boat rides. The afternoon was spent wandering through the fun fair, strolling along the pier, and walking around the town, in and out of the endless bazaar's, selling trinkets, souvenirs and saucy postcards. Several sticks of lettered rock were bought to give to people at home. Strange tradition! It was in one of these bazaar's, that every year, I would spend what was left of my pocket money on the same two items. A rubber ball, hollow inside, and its two halves painted different colours and a bazooka. For anyone not familiar with a bazooka, it was made of thin tin, silver in colour, hollow inside and shaped rather like a canoe, but tapered at one end. On the top was a hole with a paper membrane stretched over it. By blowing and humming at the same time into the wide end, you could make a tune, rather like we used to do as kids stretching grease proof paper over a comb and blowing through it. After about two days it would stop working, usually because the paper was wet, and your musical ambitions had to be put on hold until the following year. Finally, it was back to the Clock Tower corner for a fish and chip tea, eaten out of the paper. Then back to the bus park by six o'clock to catch the bus home. I remember there was always a certain urgency to get back to the bus park on time. No one wanted to be stranded in Skegness for the night. Happy days!

Today's Smile


Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank god" said an elderly nun at the back. I'm sick and tired of chardonnay.

Pancake Challenge

Thanks to those readers who joined in our PANCAKE challenge. I asked you to make as many words as possible, not less than three letters, from the word pancake. Amazingly, a total of 26 words were submitted. Here is a list of the words found, all verified by the Oxford Dictionary.

3 Letters
Pen, Can, Pea, Kea, Ace, Ape, Cap, Pan, Nap, Ken
4 Letters
Neck, Peck, Cake, Cane, Peak, Neap, Pack, Pane
Kana, Nape, Pace, Cape, Knap, Acne
5 Letters
Pecan
6 Letters
Canape

Very well done. I always knew Journal readers were a knowledgeable lot!

Thursday, 26 February 2009

Thought For Today

Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

The Rockery - Blankney Park

The Rockery (1999)

The Rockery (Around 1899)

In the middle of Blankney Park there is a small coppice, known as The Rockery, which has been excavated out to an area of approximately 80 yards square. At the east end of this area there is a man made structure consisting of huge boulders with a shallow cave at its centre. The top picture shows the modern day rockery which unfortunately is overgrown with moss and saplings. The picture below shows The Rockery as it was, possibly a hundred years earlier, though the actual date of the photograph is unknown. I have never seen any reference to The Rockery that would explain its purpose, but I would guess it was a retreat for the occupants of the Hall, where during the summer months they could walk, relax or possibly picnic. What is evident from the bottom picture is that the area was immaculately kept, probably by several gardeners, and would have been a tranquil haven for those who spent time there. Along the bank at the top of The Rockery, on the south side, are the graves of many horses and dogs. When I first visited The Rockery, as a teenager, these graves were marked by scattered gravestones, on which was carved the names of the animals. Some of the names I remember were Sunbeam, Dumps and Caro. One very special grave was marked with a large white marble slab which bore the following inscription:
In memory of a very favourite horse Fidget which died May 10th 1879
Many a time o'er hill and vale
I've carried my lady close to the tail
Of hounds which ran a rattling pace
To kill their fox by such a chase.
Then think of me when here you rest
For when alive I did my best,
To carry out the kindness shown
By one who places here this stone.
The Lady Florence Chaplin
Interestingly, there is another reference to a horse called Fidget, in the book, 'Henry Chaplin A Memoir', prepared by his daughter the Marchioness of Londonderry. This makes reference to Lady Londonderry, then still a small girl, being taken out hunting. Chaplin recalls the young girl driving Fidget at a fence much to big for a pony and recalls her falling into a ditch. The book then goes on to say, the little girl remembers the episode very well-the beloved fat pony, shaped like a pig, the anxiety of keeping her eyes on the hounds,and of eluding her father and the groom. In the same book a reference is made to Caro Lady Florence's hunter. During their first year of marriage Henry visited Blankney alone to entertain his usual bachelor house party for the Lincoln meeting, while his wife was at Trentham. Whilst at Blankney he wrote to his wife everyday. On the Monday he wrote. Horses all very well. Caro [her hunter] much admired by every one, a great wonder that so small a Poppet can ride him. I tell fine tales about the way she goes on him, after me, of course. Some of the gravestones were broken by vandals, others, that survived were removed for safe keeping