Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce
Future tense of marriage.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Dumbwaiter
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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