American Law And Disorder

More hilarious quotations from a book by Charles M Sevilla entitled 'Disorder in the American Courts'.

Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Attorney: The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
Witness: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shitting me.
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Attorney: So, the date of conception (of the baby) was 8 August
Witness: Yes
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time.
Witness: Getting laid.