On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.
(Now there's a surprise)
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On Boots Children's Cough Mixture - Don not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts).
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On packaging for a K-Mart iron - Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(Er, I thought .......)
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On most brands of Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to ........ ?)
