Quiz Show Howlers

GWR FM (BRISTOL)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know. I wasn't watching it then.

RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)
Presenter: What is the name of the long-running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The .....?
Contestant: Mohicans

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)
Phil: What is 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two one's with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?

RICHARD & JUDY
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Forrest Gump.

RICHARD & JUDY
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er.......
Leslie: He makes bread.
Contestant: Er.......
Leslie: He makes cakes.
Contestant: Kipling Street?