ANOTHER ZEN TEN
(PEARLS OF WISDOM)
01 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
02 Some days you are the bug; some days you are the screen.
03 Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
04 Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.
05 A closed mouth gathers no foot.
06 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
07 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
08 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
09 We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse.....then things just get worse.
10 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
