To hoom it mae cunsern
I wont to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik with one finggar and do some a-counting.
I think I am gud on the fone and no I am a people person, People really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a job as a reporter but it musent be to complicated. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen can get a job thru my persinality. My salery is open so we can discus what you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth. I can start imediately.
Thank you in advanse for yore reply.
Hopfuly your best aplicant so far.
Sinseerly,
Bryan (nikname Beefy)
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pikture of me.
REPLY FROM FEMALE HEAD OF PERSONNEL
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan
It's OK honey, we got spell checker.
You're hired!
