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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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"Would anybody tell me if I was gettin' ...stupider? ... George W. Bush.
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Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, its biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.