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Solution to two of the worlds problems. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease had already been taken!
