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Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.
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Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines.
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing noise they make as they go flying by.
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The Bishop came to my church today. That guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally.
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There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.
