Sunday, 26 July 2009

Witty Bits

Dictionary: the only place marriage comes before sex anymore.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest.