Funny Signs

We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use the ___ floor. A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.

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Caution. Remove infant before folding for storage ..... sign on a stroller.

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Sign at the entrance of a large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies! If you wear loose clothes beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist!

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Fragile. Do not drop. Posted on a Boeing 757.

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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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On a display of 'I love you only' Valentine cards. Now available in multi-packs.