That's When The Fight Started

I retired recently, and went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. When the woman behind the counter wanted to verify my age I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I told the woman I would have to come back later.
"Unbutton your shirt," she said
So I opened my shirt revealing silver hair.
"That's proof enough for me," she said, and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife what happened.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You could have gotten disability, too."

That's when the fight started .....