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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
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If you think things can't get any worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station .........
