Witty Bits

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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House guarded by shotgun 3 days a week. Guess which days.

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I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way ..... so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.