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Notice at a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food give it to guard on duty.
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Notice in a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for the best results.
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Notice in a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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Notice in a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m.
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Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
