Witty Bits

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity. but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

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You can't be late until you show up.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.