Friday 11 September 2009

Witty Bits


Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
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You can go anywhere you want, if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.