Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Witty Bits

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
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Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place
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If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously.
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Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.