Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those pink dangly things hanging here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there ..... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its backside?"
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Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
