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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
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It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know your going away.
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I am erotic. You are kinky. They are perverts. We protect. Our allies enforce. Our enemies oppress. Congress appropriates. Microsoft lobbies. Citizens steal.
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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Love is staying up all night with a child, or a healthy adult.
