Sunday 22 November 2009

Witty Bits

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness et cetera, keep her from drowning them at birth.
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To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
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Men marry because they are tired, women marry because they are curious; both are disappointed.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.