Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Questions You Just Can't Answer



If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
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If one synchronizes swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?