You enjoy watching the washer and dryer in action.
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You stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
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Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.
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You don't care where your spouse goes so long as you don't have to go along.
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You're cautioned to 'slow down' - not by the police, but by your doctor.
