Monday, 25 January 2010

Signs Of Growing Old

You enjoy watching the washer and dryer in action.


You stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.


Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.


You don't care where your spouse goes so long as you don't have to go along.


You're cautioned to 'slow down' - not by the police, but by your doctor.