I bet you I can stop gambling.
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I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.
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I can't get enough minimalism.
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood group is B Negative.
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Do ten millipedes equal one centipede.
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A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
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Once we had Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have George Bush, no cash and no hope.
