I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger ..... then it hit me.
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There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
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Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
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I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
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I live in California and my watch is 3 hours fast,
I can't fix it, so I'm moving to New York
