Monday, 8 February 2010

American One Liners

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger ..... then it hit me.
There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
I live in California and my watch is 3 hours fast,
I can't fix it, so I'm moving to New York