That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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You know those balls they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
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Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ..... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
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It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.
